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Joke of the Day

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is 'Foreclosure'?"

"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."

"I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like, ""No way!"" I was like, ""Yahweh"""

"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""

"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."

"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"

"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."