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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds? Marry her."
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"I like my comedy how I like my milk..... dry."
"A world without women... Would be such a pain in the ass."
"Guy walks into a DR's office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""Hey Doc an you get this guy off my ass"""
"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To let him get a word in."
"How do you make a woman have an orgasm? Who cares?"
"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."
"My wifi has been down for the past few days... My wifi has been down for the past few days so I've been conversing with my family. They're actually pretty cool."
"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."