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Joke of the Day

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."

"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"

"One day, when you least expect it, every single one of your problems will finally be gone. Oddly enough, so will you."

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"Fishermen... ...are reel men."

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to pour the wine, and one to say 'marvelous, simply marvelous!'"

"Arron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a ""tight end"""

"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."