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Joke of the Day
"I like my comedy how I like my milk..... dry."
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"What is Jesus' favorite gun? ... a nail gun!"
"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."
"not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
"""That's nice dear."" -Grandmas version of ""cool story bro."""
"[Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream] Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants."
"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"
"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"