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Joke of the Day

"A world without women... Would be such a pain in the ass."

"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."

"Funny Sex Joke by S.K Are you from Iraq? Cause i like the way you BAGHDAD ass up ;P"

"Q: What holds the moon up? A: Moonbeams."

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"Why are Skeleton's so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"

"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."

"So happy I got to see ""bucket list"" added to the dictionary before I die."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think it's the r.... But it's really the c "