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Joke of the Day
"A world without women... Would be such a pain in the ass."
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"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."
"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"
"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"
"Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ""I am beautiful"", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs? The toothfairy."
"I've got a great joke about solipsism... But why should I tell you?"