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Joke of the Day
"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."
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"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."
"I just got home and found someone had stolen my bed! I walked in and it was gone. Honestly, i'm not lying"
"Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA"
"Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks? The riverbank."
"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."
"Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper? Because it is Finger Lickin' Good."
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."
"Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure."