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Joke of the Day

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I knew should've put the oven on aloha setting."

"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."

"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"

"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""

"If you say ""I don't feel good"" and a pregnant woman says ""Me neither,"" DO NOT respond with ""Yeah, but you chose this for yourself..."""

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag."

"[wakes up from a 15 year coma] sweet, x files still goin strong"

"What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go the other can't go to sea."