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Joke of the Day

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."

"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."

"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"Sir, you will have to stop masturbating. ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"

"When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice."

"[at library] ME: Yes, I'd like to Czech out a book on eastern Europe. LIBRARIAN: 3rd floor ME: Get it? L: This is dialog, I'm not reading it"

"The best DVD feature is when the audio is so quiet during dialogue I have to crank the volume then in action scenes its so loud my pets die."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"