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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."

"Q: Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? A: He strained himself."

"My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way."

"What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!"

"*donates body to science* Science: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"

"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*"

"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."

"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."