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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"
"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"
"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."
"What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant? Fetus deletus"
"What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes? I need some for tonight."
"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."
"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"
"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."