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Joke of the Day

"A joke for fall. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell."

"Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some."

"Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE."

"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"

"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"

"If hearing ""I love you"" was enough, we'd all buy parrots and live happily ever after."

"Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital? He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)"

"My subscription brings all the newspapers to the yard."

"Almost arrested for drugs and rape ""I didn't take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them"" -Bill cosby"

"Why does America have so many boasting Republicans? Because it needs some bragging rights."