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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"
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"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"
"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"
"Woman at drive-thru just called me ""honey."" Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike."
"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"
"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"Doctor, I need help. I have a bowel movement everyday at 7. But that's very health, Mr Johnson. It would be but I don't wake up until 8"
"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."