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Joke of the Day

"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."

"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"A joke for Europe A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab? A German."

"I like my coffee, like I like my women... I don't like women."

"Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass are Red I think my lawn is on Fire"

"Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer? Because she's probably a keeper."

"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"I like watching horror films behind the sofa. That way my neighbours don't know I'm there."