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Joke of the Day
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
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"Turns out I am a master of Tantric Maths. I can stare at the page for hours and the answer never comes."
"Guy having sex says ""damn, there should be a law against sex this good"" To which the girl replies ""I think there is daddy"""
"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."
"WHAT'S THE POINT OF A PSYCHIC HOTLINE IF THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE MY OTHER SHOE IS?!"
"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."
"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"
"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."
"What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."