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Joke of the Day

"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"So I went to get a protein snack in Iraq... But they only had fucking allahu akbars"

"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."

"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"

"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"

"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."

"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be called chicken sedans..."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods."