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Joke of the Day
"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"
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"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"
"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."
"I just solved all my problems I just pretented it wasn't happening, and I instantly felt better."
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her between the legs"
"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""
"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"
"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"
"The 3 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work.. if you have a 2 second dog"
"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."