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Joke of the Day
"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"
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"My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it's too forward."
"Playing the long game. some months back I planted lettuce in my garden. yesterday I was making dinner and asked my girlfriend to go pick some lettuce. she said ""why?"" I said ""just Cos"" ba dum tisssssh"
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"
"The tip of my tongue is sore, and I just can't think of why that is."
"How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb? None. It will happen itself."
"[killer enters home in middle of night] ME: Who goes there? KILLER: Haha ME: What KILLER: Who still says ""Who goes there"" ME: Ok laugh it up"
"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""
"Ma'am, I never said your baby is ugly. In fact, I have not even seen it. However, the aardvark in your stroller is adorable."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."