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Joke of the Day
"Chess is actually quite easy... Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"
"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"I found out the prostitute I picked up was a dude in drag. I decided I didn't want the trans action."
"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"
"What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates? Cheapskates getting cheap skates"
"What is a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini"
"I'd say I avoid Facebook like the plague, but I don't do much to avoid the plague."