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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""

"I'm so glad l had piles of paperwork on my desk to soak up the coffee I spilled."

"Interviewer: Where did you receive your education? Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate? Me: I yust got out in Yuly"

"Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide..."

"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."

"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."

"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."

"Linda from the office calls it a shawl but I know a shitty cape when I see one."