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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"
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"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"
"Pele sees a pretty woman at a bar. He approaches her and says ""You're very pretty. Fancy coming back to my place?"" The woman says ""My, you're a little forward."""
"My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass."
"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."
"I wish I could remember how the hell I ignored people before I owned a cell phone."
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."