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Joke of the Day

"I found out the prostitute I picked up was a dude in drag. I decided I didn't want the trans action."

"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."

"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice while on vacation. My gondolences."

"Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world? Where else would she beheaded?"

"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""

"The autopsy is going to show that the elevator tried to bring Prince down. Go crazy."

"What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children? 1%"

"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!"

"Why are there only seat belts in the end of the bus? Because #backlivesmatter"