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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates? Cheapskates getting cheap skates"

"I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it's for her is to eat it. Apparently"

"How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying ""Aww, how brave."""

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"

"So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe"

"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"What do you do when you lose your Kia car? You go Soul-searching."

"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."