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Joke of the Day
"What is a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini"
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"Spare ticket for Dynamo next Thursday They all Shocked to looked"
"What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!"
"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"
"My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks ""Starbrights"" and Reese Witherspoon ""Ruth Witherspooks"" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive."
"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"Winrar is not free"
"When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced."