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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bustation the other is busty crustacean."

"Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage"

"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"

"I carry an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."

"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."

"Crows are like if a witch decided ""I'm a bird now, too"""

"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."

"What do ghosts drink? BOOOOOZE"

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."