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Joke of the Day

"Crows are like if a witch decided ""I'm a bird now, too"""

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."

"What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it? An abortion doctor."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"

"264 students died in a school fire... in Beijing earlier today. The most tragic thing was they all got out safely, ran around the building, and then ran back inside."

"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!"