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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."

"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"

"If i had two number 9s for every gender that exists I would have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a woman? Idk I'm voting trump"

"Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty"

"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"

"[on a first date] ""Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."""

"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"

"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"