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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts drink? BOOOOOZE"
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"Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day..."""
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"Autocorrect: Without it you're fucked. And with it you're ducked."
"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"
"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"
"What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile."
"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"
"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"