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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."
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"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."
"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."
"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network."
"Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z"
"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."