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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer."
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"A retarded kid mugged me yesterday He told me to put the chromosome in the bag"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"
"Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!"
"Why did the man get excited when he had sex with a pregnant woman? He could tell all his friends he had a threesome!"
"90% of my opinions are a shrug."
"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."
"When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle."