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Joke of the Day

"Can we make it a rule not to put anything after the punchline? Seriously, it ruins the joke every time without fail."

"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""

"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."

"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"

"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."

"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."