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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say after the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little whine."
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"The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement."
"Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry"
"Did you know if a person farts too much their ass turns blue! It's from the methane, just look at Uranus!"
"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
"Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says ""Barack Obama 2016"" and buckle up for the ride of your life."
"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."
"Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks? Because he was Legoless"
"I've got a joke about metal. Actually, no... Scrap that."
"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"