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Joke of the Day

"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends [dark] A Sandy hook survivor. C.o. my fucked up cousin"

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"

"5 and I are playing ""guess the number I'm thinking of"" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!"

"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."

"The Device Too Big To Fail I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, ""The Titanic is syncing."""

"What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy? 100$ bill"

"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."