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Joke of the Day

"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."

"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."

"After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a bananna"

"Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!"

"What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls"

"What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're gonna lose your trailer..."

"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? so it wont get its nuts wet"

"If your girl says ""Hey guess what!"" you better already have your super excited blown away face picked out for whatever nonsense comes next."