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Joke of the Day
"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
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"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"
"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"
"There are Three Rings to Marriage The Engagement Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering"
"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""
"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."
"What's brown and sticky? My dick after I fuck you in the ass. Edit: I only use this when severely drunk."
"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."