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Joke of the Day
"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"
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"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"I have a joke. Me."
"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."
"me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia"
"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"
"I replaced the glass in my bathroom windows so the tree outside can see exactly what I do with toilet paper. You know what paper is? I yell"
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"