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Joke of the Day
"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"
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"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"
"I love you -My Dad"
"I don't go to Applebee's often I know how to microwave my own meals"
"I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it."
"How do fish lose weight? They Swim-fast."
"I've only got a few more weeks to convince my wife that our baby's middle name should be Underscore."
"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."
"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"
"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."