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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"

"I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time."

"I'm just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy."

"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."

"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"

"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."

"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"

"What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys The warden"