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Joke of the Day
"There are Three Rings to Marriage The Engagement Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering"
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"My friend kept nagging me to donate one of my prepositions to charity. Eventually, I gave in."
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"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."
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"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"
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"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""
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"I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb. Knew right away she was a keeper."