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Joke of the Day
"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."
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"My kid brother used to have a lazy eye and had to wear an eye patch. My whole body is lazy so I'm wearing my couch."
"I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."""
"If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge"
"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."
"What do you need to poop in the forest? Toiletries"
"Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force? They're still afraid of hangars."
"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"
"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."
"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."