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Joke of the Day
"My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog... Its a Shitzu"
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"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"
"What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text"
"Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp."
"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."
"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a computer? I give a shit when my computer crashes"
"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
"Just purchased one of those wigs that lawyers in England wear to put on when I have an argument with my wife."
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."