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Joke of the Day

"My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog... Its a Shitzu"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !"

"What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff? Ford was my best friend."

"My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start."

"You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you."

"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."

"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."

"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."

"Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist. And he says I'm fine."