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Joke of the Day

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"

"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""

"I don't know why people get embarrassed when they take a magazine to the toilet, you should see the looks I get when I take my plunger."

"What's Green and has 5 Wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels! Shnockers"

"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"

"Girls can be so ungrateful. I make her breakfast in bed and instead of saying ""Thank you"" she is all like ""How did you get into my house?"""

"How did Steve Jobs die? From PC"

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran."

"What do asparagus and anal sex have in common? The more it's forced on you as a child, the more you dislike it as an adult."