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"a man walked into a bar... ...the other one ducked"
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"Dictators make great rulers... if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep."
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"What's a classic Russian sci-fi film? Czar Wars"
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"Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, ""Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"" The other blonde says, ""Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."""
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."
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"Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time."