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Joke of the Day
"""OMG I'm so wet right now"" - Me after washing a spoon"
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"What do Redditors always get confused by? Seven."
"I think I better go play the lottery because I just correctly plugged in a USB cord on the first try."
"Tom Cruise's nickname in between the sheets Cruise missile."
"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."
"One liner I thought of and giggled at the other day A wise man once said, ""Love is all you need. And Kevlar."" I made up that last part."
"I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything"
"If homosexuals come out of the closet, do necrophiliacs come out of the casket?"
"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"
"Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens? Either way, they're going down in history."