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Joke of the Day

"I think I better go play the lottery because I just correctly plugged in a USB cord on the first try."

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""

"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."

"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"

"A joke I made up in middle school Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"I have no respect for paedophiles... ... they're fucking immature assholes."

"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."

"What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!"