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Joke of the Day

"What do Redditors always get confused by? Seven."

"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."

"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."

"(Possible nsfw)Adam was watching Eve.... Masturbate with a fish. God said, great now I'm never gonna get the smell out!"

"What's up? Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down."

"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""

"I think more research needs to be done on the tube inside your body that carries Taco Bell food directly from your mouth to your butthole."

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"

"I saw Home Alone for the first time today and now I'm thinking about anything else I've been putting off since 1990."

"I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but... it just isn't happening."