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Joke of the Day

"A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it."

"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see (Nazi)."

"Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary."

"Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly"

"[killer enters home in middle of night] ME: Who goes there? KILLER: Haha ME: What KILLER: Who still says ""Who goes there"" ME: Ok laugh it up"

"I went to the zoo the other day and the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih tzu."

"""Darling, your teeth are like stars."" ""So yellow and so far apart..."""

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"

"There's a new morning after pill for men... ...you take it the morning after you have sex and it changes your blood type."