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Joke of the Day

"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"

"What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video? VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD"

"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."

"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest It's hard to get up."

"Are you a fan of nintendo? because i wanna see your amiiboobs."

"How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it."

"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"

"Two astronauts in the ISS... One says to the other, ""What's up?"" The other replies, ""Yeah, what?"" I'm pretty sure this is OC, I haven't see it else where."