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Joke of the Day
"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"
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"A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: ""Go swimming, the water's great! And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"""
"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."
"Dentist to parsimonious patient ""No we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"""
"What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don't have light bulbs."
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"
"Golf and NASCAR are the only sports on television today. Looks like the opposite ends of the asshole spectrum will be happy."
"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."
"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"