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Joke of the Day

"One liner I thought of and giggled at the other day A wise man once said, ""Love is all you need. And Kevlar."" I made up that last part."

"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."

"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."

"Even saying ""I'm a virgin"" would sound badass if you bowled a strike right after."

"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."

"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor"