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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"
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"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"
"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."