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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"
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"My therapist told me to I need to learn to love myself... That would be settling, though- I can do better than that piece of crap!"
"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"
"Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls.... When they both suddenly die part way through the song. They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: ""Don, we now are gay apparel."""
"What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !"
"Finland's borders Are Finland's borders called the finnish lines?"
"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."
"Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? Because they own none chucks."
"What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes"
"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""