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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"
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"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."
"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."
"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"
"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."