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Joke of the Day
"What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? He got turnip"
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"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!"
"Two guys walk in to a Bar First Guy orders an H2O. The Other Guy orders H2O too. The Other Guy dies."
"I went to Florida, had sex with some gay reptiles and bought some bottles of sports drink I now have gatorades. :("
"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead."
"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"