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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the pony speak? Because he was a little hoarse...."
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"Ever since my wife had her toes amputated I can't stand to be around her. I guess I'm *lack toes* intolerant."
"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"
"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"
"Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? There are too many Links."
"I accidentally said ""pastryarchy"" instead of ""patriarchy"" and now I have a vision for a better world"
"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."
"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."
"""You know what, that's some ?.."" ""Calm down you're being irrational right now."""
"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."