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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? There are too many Links."
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"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"
"Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex..."
"95% of my tweets are the truth. The only thing I lie about are statistics."
"You don't need to put ""narcissist"" in your bio. This is twitter, that shit goes without saying."
"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."
"What my Doctor said... ""Sugar kills more people than Cocaine"" What I heard... ""The next time you're craving Cake...Do some blow instead"""
"What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D."
"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."
"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"