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Joke of the Day

"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"

"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"

"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"

"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"

"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job."

"A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do."

"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."

"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."