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Joke of the Day
"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"What do you call an Indian and an Asian's baby? A Curryean --- I know Indians are Asian, I felt that stating Korean earlier in the joke would make it worse...worser."
"What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!"
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."
"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."
"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."
"I want to treat you like my big toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."
"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."